Lo: Can we at least try to make a good impression?
J: -snorts- um, No?
Lo: It's really easy, watch: Hello there, I'm Logan Wright
Lo: See? Nice. Simple, polite
J: hello, I'm Julian Larson Armstrong.... That's to plain, needs some pizzaz
Der: -nods-
J: Sup, losers, I'm Julian.
Der: I don't think that would make anyone start to like you, J
Lo: I'm Julian and I'm a winy little diva, watch me molest lollipops and take my clothes off -mimics Julian-
J: ........
Der: -snorts-
J: ............ Fuck you
Der: you love us J
Lo: -grins- Tell me all of that wasn't completely true anyway
Der: of course it is
J: ........
Lo: -shakes head- We're digressing. How about we just let them ask shit, agreed?
Der: Agreed.
J: Agreed.